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Signed Assholes Need Love Too

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Signed Assholes Need Love TooINAUGURAL EDITION Don't miss this INAUGURAL EDITION of ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO! These autographed copies include an original doodle by the illustrator in each book! Assholes Need Love To By S. J. Russell & Erica Brown Illustrations by Maggie McMahon This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

INAUGURAL EDITION  

Don't miss this INAUGURAL EDITION of ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO! These autographed copies include an original doodle by the illustrator in each book!

Assholes Need Love To

By S.J. Russell & Erica Brown

Illustrations by Maggie McMahon

This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog— all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

How we see it: whether folks have ever known an asshole, maybe they are assholes or maybe they don’t know they’re assholes, this engaging book written by S.J. Russell and Erica Brown and illustrated by Maggie McMahon has a little something for everyone.

These books make fabulous birthday gifts, thank you gifts, hostess gifts, wedding gifts, holiday gifts, boss day gifts— even just-for-the-hell-of-it gifts. And they fit perfectly in any bathroom!

ADVANCE PRAISE

"Assholes Need Love Too, a warm but wicked can’t-we-all-just-get-along ode to the jerks in your life, will delight fans of Go the F**k to Sleep and P Is for Pterodactyl." — NYT number one bestselling author, A.J. Finn

"In my long political career, I've known many assholes, some of whom I've even voted for, but the assholes described in this book are by far the most lovable. A must read!" — Former Governor of Pennsylvania, Ed Rendell

8.5 x 8.5 | Hardcover | Smyth-sewn | 56 pages

Printed on tree-free bamboo paper stock with soy-based eco-friendly inks. Cover and spine are 100% recycled Eska®board. 

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Bathroom shelving decor
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This isn't made to hold weight. Mdf and metal. Still, made a statement in my bathroom. For me, it's worth the price. Just remember if you're looking for son to tug on, this isn't for you.
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Shelf will do the job where you have limited space. I do not like the waal anchors. They will leave a hole in the wall you might be able to crawl through.
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These floating shelves are perfect! The wood looks rustic and beautiful, the guardrail keeps items secure, and installation was quick and easy. They’re sturdy, functional, and add the perfect farmhouse touch to my bathroom. Highly recommend!
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